Leaving Lavan's House before it falls

This is a short post before Shabbat to answer some questions on where is Lavan's house. There are two countries whose flags are red, white, and blue on which the white prevents the red from uniting as one. Those two countries are the United States and Great Britain. The red on the flags is Edom. The white is either the pure and decent people that make up the country which prevent Edom from completely devouring Ya'akov in the countries, or it is Lavan the Aramean who also desires to devour Ya'akov. The blue is both the Ya'akov that lives there in exile and the desire of both countries to have the blessings that G-d bestowed on ancient Israel. Now that America's national version of former Louisianna Governor Huey Long, former President Bill "Dog Face" Clinton, has served his full eight year term, the white on America's flag now fully represents the "House of Lavan" with whom Edom must unite in America in order to be elected. While the two Gogs that have been elected are surely from the House of Edom (Gog Sr. as Esau himself and Gog Jr. as Eliphaz, his son). Slick Willy was surely from the House of Lavan, maybe the reincarnate of the old slickmeister himself. (Thank you to Rush Limbaugh for the nickname Slick Willy.) Now that the Hilly Billy show wants to return to the White House in the person of Ov and Yidoni expert, Hillary Clinton, who communes with the souls of Eleanor Roosevelt and other prehistoric feminists, the House of Lavan wants to return to power in the White House (the House of Lavan).

It is now time to leave the protection of the House of Lavan on Ya'akov Avinu's two year journey home. The descending value of the gurgling dollar will make it more and more difficult to leave the guilded American cage. It is now gurgling because in the Spring of the 20th year of Ya'akov Avinu's presence in the House of Lavan, he was told to go home. It took him two years to get there, but he started on his way that fateful Spring. Twenty years ago the first Intafada broke on the world scene during the last declining year of the Reagan Administration. Gog Sr. as VP took control of his ailing from Alzheimer's disease boss's foreign policy to use the Intafada as a whip against the Jews of the Holy Land. A year later the gilgul of Esau himself, Gog Sr., became President and immediately recognized Yassir Arafat as the "elected" ha ha leader of the peaceful Palestinian oppressed folk. When Ya'akov wanted to leave Lavan's house six years earlier, Lavan himself informed him that a significant amount of Lavan's fortune came from Ya'akov Avinu's presence in his midst. When Ya'akov left Lavan's house, Aram became a second rate economic power. By the time the Hilly Billy show or the Barack Obama show comes to power in America, this could very well be America's fate again.

The dollar is gurgling. The shekel because it is so dependent on the American broken reed will also gurgle, but as we approach Esau and Amalek (Gog W. as Eliphaz and the Euro and Iran as Amalek) one more time to escort them to Mount Seir for their final judgement, starting this Fall after Yom Kippur, the eye of HaShem will rest on the Land of Israel with his Divine protection forever. Amen!