Friday, April 20, 2007

Leaving Lavan's House before it falls

This is a short post before Shabbat to answer some questions on where is Lavan's house. There are two countries whose flags are red, white, and blue on which the white prevents the red from uniting as one. Those two countries are the United States and Great Britain. The red on the flags is Edom. The white is either the pure and decent people that make up the country which prevent Edom from completely devouring Ya'akov in the countries, or it is Lavan the Aramean who also desires to devour Ya'akov. The blue is both the Ya'akov that lives there in exile and the desire of both countries to have the blessings that G-d bestowed on ancient Israel. Now that America's national version of former Louisianna Governor Huey Long, former President Bill "Dog Face" Clinton, has served his full eight year term, the white on America's flag now fully represents the "House of Lavan" with whom Edom must unite in America in order to be elected. While the two Gogs that have been elected are surely from the House of Edom (Gog Sr. as Esau himself and Gog Jr. as Eliphaz, his son). Slick Willy was surely from the House of Lavan, maybe the reincarnate of the old slickmeister himself. (Thank you to Rush Limbaugh for the nickname Slick Willy.) Now that the Hilly Billy show wants to return to the White House in the person of Ov and Yidoni expert, Hillary Clinton, who communes with the souls of Eleanor Roosevelt and other prehistoric feminists, the House of Lavan wants to return to power in the White House (the House of Lavan).

It is now time to leave the protection of the House of Lavan on Ya'akov Avinu's two year journey home. The descending value of the gurgling dollar will make it more and more difficult to leave the guilded American cage. It is now gurgling because in the Spring of the 20th year of Ya'akov Avinu's presence in the House of Lavan, he was told to go home. It took him two years to get there, but he started on his way that fateful Spring. Twenty years ago the first Intafada broke on the world scene during the last declining year of the Reagan Administration. Gog Sr. as VP took control of his ailing from Alzheimer's disease boss's foreign policy to use the Intafada as a whip against the Jews of the Holy Land. A year later the gilgul of Esau himself, Gog Sr., became President and immediately recognized Yassir Arafat as the "elected" ha ha leader of the peaceful Palestinian oppressed folk. When Ya'akov wanted to leave Lavan's house six years earlier, Lavan himself informed him that a significant amount of Lavan's fortune came from Ya'akov Avinu's presence in his midst. When Ya'akov left Lavan's house, Aram became a second rate economic power. By the time the Hilly Billy show or the Barack Obama show comes to power in America, this could very well be America's fate again.

The dollar is gurgling. The shekel because it is so dependent on the American broken reed will also gurgle, but as we approach Esau and Amalek (Gog W. as Eliphaz and the Euro and Iran as Amalek) one more time to escort them to Mount Seir for their final judgement, starting this Fall after Yom Kippur, the eye of HaShem will rest on the Land of Israel with his Divine protection forever. Amen!


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dear Dov,
Thanks for starting your post's again. They are a breath of fresh air, Geulah-light and chizuk in this confussing and frightening times of Exile-darkness.
However, you forgot that the French flag also has red, and blue separated by white, and the Russian flag has red and blue together, next to white. What all the places mentioned (i.e. USA, UK, France, and Russia) have in common is the fact that they hold the largest Jewish communites remaining in Exile. What do you think about this?
THanks again, and have a wonderful Shabbat in the Holy Land.

4/20/2007 5:01 PM  
Blogger Dov Bar-Leib said...

The red on the French and Russian flags is all in one place, on top (This is no accident.). Edom can take over without a partnership with the white. The white on the flags represents the common man in those countries, but Edom rules either by an iron fist or through election whether the common man agrees or not. This is not true in England or the United States where the white on the Union Jack and the Stars and Stripes keeps the red from touching all the red on the flag. In those countries, Edom rules with the support of the common man only. In England it is through the House of Commons. In America it is through the Presidency and leadership positions in the Congress.

It is significant that both flags have lots of blue, and the countries have lots of Jews.

Shabbat Shalom

4/20/2007 6:26 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dov, next year (after RH and YK) Yom HaAtzMaut will be on Israel's 60th year of rebirth. Since 6 equals Vav numerically, does this fit into the scenario in any way?

4/22/2007 6:26 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dov, any comments on the Australian flag?

4/22/2007 11:39 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Your parallel between the Golus of Lavan and our current exile is intriguing. Please comment on the following:
1) Yaakov didn't tell Lavan he wanted to leave until Yosef was born. Yosef has the spiritual ammo to destroy Esav.(and the immorality of Yishmael)
2) Even after Yaakov told him he wanted to leave, Yaakov still stayed around for a while to collect his "reward" (perhaps to fulfill Avraham's prophesy to leave slavery with great wealth).
Do you see that Yosef has been born in our current immoral golus? Tell me where? (in some ghetto someplace??) Is one person enough? I don't.
Have we collected great enough wealth yet? Do the billions in aid to Medinas Yisrael from the US count for anything? Don't think so...just ask people who struggle just to pay day school tuitions for their children, while many get "scholarships", and many millions are spent on Pesach vacations . Seems to me we have a ways to go..but we believe even though he delays..we wait for him..
So the practical advice is throw the TV out of the house.."to fulfill the birth of Yosef"..and move the wealth in the right direction..not to make the Golus more comfortable..but to get us out of golus. (as Yaakov did by specifying his "salary" to Lavan)

4/24/2007 5:07 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dear Dov,
I hope you are well. My wife and I are preparing to make aliyah. It is difficult. We wish to go to the Negeb. We plan to live in tents, herd (tayeesheem), and rely upon G-D completely. Completely, because we have experience with such, and we believe that it is not merely the address that must be changed (from golus to Eretz Yisrael), but the way of life. What are your thoughts as such? And, I add, all are welcome, Baruch HaShem, to break bread with us in our tents.

L'shanna haba'ah birushalayim.
Shalom, and love
Yeshayahu Galluzzo
Brenda bat Andrea Galluzzo

4/25/2007 5:08 PM  
Blogger Finrod said...

The month of April has been the bloodiest month for British troops since the beginning of the War in Iraq! More have died in Basra this month than ever before. I guess things will start picking up the pace this summer...

4/29/2007 11:58 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What kind of secret agreement has been made at the insistance of the US that Hashem felt the need to totaly wipe out Greensburg Kansas? It seems that we see this kind of devistation after every agreement and destruction of Jewish homes in Israel like during and after oslo confrence and the Aza removals.

5/06/2007 9:39 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Can you pick up and continue on the following, now that:



5/06/2007 11:34 PM  
Blogger Finrod said...


We need posts, Jerry Falwell is dead and other major events are taking place around us.

5/15/2007 11:49 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Check out Slick Willy, this guy is smooth,

He will look you in the eye, (with his Ayin Hara) and convince you that Hitlery is a Saint.
Just remember when you finish listening to him, don't be fooled like most American will, it's all deception. Just go to the Mikva and you should be fine.

5/17/2007 8:36 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Interesting I have heard that the new French president is a yid...

A Jew

5/18/2007 4:33 PM  

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